Miscellaneous: Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished....

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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WavinFlag 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:53

just cuzz they are changing it doesnt really mean its broken...maybe they want the soft ones...

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Comments

nirenna 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:42

can't say I know how to do that o.O

AlyssaBabesXD 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:15

How do you change a toilet seat? Wtf I didn't even know this was possible :/

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 20 January 2013 13:12

Yay.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 18 February 2015 6:59

No offense, but if that's the most fulfilling thing you've done all month, something is very wrong with how you're living your life.

goodvsevil1275 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 7:01

your new accomplishment is pretty shitty... punpunpun

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