Miscellaneous: Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter,...

By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

Talk about monster in law...

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Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.

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nickyboy13 4

Saturday 8 August 2015 3:56

If your father in law said this about your mother it would be national news

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