Love: Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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Sunday 8 April 2012 16:11

The Easter bunny is a dick

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Sunday 8 April 2012 16:09

Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(

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KreayshawnsWife 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:32

psc159 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:43

This has been posted as an FML before. Way to be original...

helpfulperson 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 6:37

happy easter?...

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