Work: Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before...

By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:51

Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...

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brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 6 December 2012 18:42

That's funny!!! Did he Wut Wut in the butt you as he fired you !!?lol

mecca512 4

Thursday 6 December 2012 20:45

Would've been funny if his come back was (you wanna do it in my butt! In my butt!)

jc95sd 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 23:24

And you got a raise right?

octopussperm125 18

Friday 7 December 2012 2:51

Lets do it in the butt, okay

AnnaMariaG 3

Friday 7 December 2012 19:49

I'm laughing so hard right now

erinchick1 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:41

That's an awesome fail!

haley_626 5

Monday 10 December 2012 5:33

That's happened to me too, just not with a boss. Awkward.

Larco_fml 3

Friday 8 August 2014 7:30

He deserved it.

Timelord__Zelda 0

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:15

You're my hero

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