Love: Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend....

By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Did she still say yes? :)

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Monday 23 April 2012 17:06

Word vomit.

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DeeDeelynn 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 4:05

Omg that's sad :(

ginabina227 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:25

I hope she still said yes :-)

Sarah__917 14

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:17

What a nice way to propose!

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:52

Hopefully she said yes

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:54

Hopefully she said yes

countrygirl30 14

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:40

Well, hopefully she still said yes? :)

bluevayero 42

Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:23

being nervous while proposing to ur gf is not a very good sign...

Quadroblitz 10

Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:52

Hey it's Stan Marsh: The Adult Years.

missobsessed22 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:25

awhee! This reminds me of the boy in Its kind of a funny story. Chin up op it happens. did she atleast say yes?

gennyv 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:17

Did she at least say yes?

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