Work: Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from...

By Brett - 03/04/2017 22:00

Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from one of my employees, who said that he needed to take a day off from work to, "emotionally deal with the issue." FML

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kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 3 April 2017 22:19

It's a traumatic day for all of us.

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Let them "emotionally deal with" the issue of "I need a new job".

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LudA9844 11

Monday 3 April 2017 22:10

What is club penguin

Steffi 26

Monday 3 April 2017 22:30

You haven't lived!

saffy66 34

Monday 3 April 2017 23:00

Apparently I haven't either

Neevster 18

Tuesday 4 April 2017 4:53

It's an MMO for kids

Undiscovered_X 8

Tuesday 4 April 2017 5:28

Yeah and used for an amusement for adults lol. That's why it's off the web now.

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:25

*was

kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 3 April 2017 22:19

It's a traumatic day for all of us.

TheJokerDK 7

Monday 3 April 2017 23:33

I'd fire him

daengh 15

Monday 3 April 2017 23:55

Let them "emotionally deal with" the issue of "I need a new job".

Jacobus_G 3

Tuesday 4 April 2017 1:26

the sequel to Club Penguin was already online before club penguin shut down it had a lot of really devoted fans

Jacobus_G 3

Tuesday 4 April 2017 1:26

the sequel to Club Penguin was already online before club penguin shut down it had a lot of really devoted fans

Neevster 18

Tuesday 4 April 2017 4:53

We haven't all recovered yet :'(

Miss_080 21

Tuesday 4 April 2017 6:20

What's club penguin?

WolfyGrace 24

Tuesday 4 April 2017 7:04

An MMO for kids where you played as a penguin.

WolfyGrace 24

Tuesday 4 April 2017 7:06

I wonder what his reaction was 4 years ago when Toontown shut down

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 4 April 2017 10:39

******* millennials.

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:27

wow ok rood

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:53

You need to learn how to spell. And it's the truth.

Mike3258 18

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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RockPrincess26 16

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:37

Obviously you are since first of all, you replied. And second, you're name calling.

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