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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

Well now you have time to get to know him while you escort him to the school nurse :)

Shortay123 14

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:33

I'm sure if you know him well enough it wasn't too big of a deal. Just laugh it off and make it up to him. (: Text him and say "Sorry about the other day, I hope your fingers aren't damaged too bad. Perhaps I could make it up to you by taking you out to lunch?" There is always a way to turn a seemingly unredeemable disaster into an opportunity. (: