Work: Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register...

By Kris - 07/08/2011 20:37 - China

Today, at my workplace, a TV was installed just above my register at work which plays the same mind-numbingly awful 13 second ad on loop for the duration of our latest sale. The sale lasts for what are going to be three very long weeks. FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 0:56

Either fake an injury or kill your boss..

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StuuPididiot 4

Monday 8 August 2011 5:49

sucks to be you

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 8 August 2011 6:21

Even though that sucks at least you get paid for it.

omg_a_BALLOON 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:34

Just go listen to some Rebecca black....

meagy 6

Monday 8 August 2011 6:42

Down down, prices are down

confederacy4 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:44

That sucks.

wazowski77 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:47

al chippannis

gene818 13

Monday 8 August 2011 6:49

Does your last name happen to be Peng?

MareNostrum 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:55

Be thankful it isn't Nyan Cat...

Nick_1993 2

Monday 8 August 2011 6:57

I have been through this experience already. thanks cinemark.

awsomesocks 0

Monday 8 August 2011 7:50

thay blows

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