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By whoops - 09/07/2014 05:38 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:18

Got to take a second look perhaps next time?

ToySoldier92 7

Wednesday 9 July 2014 16:18

YDI - I don't get why all the players feel the need to do it all the time..

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ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 11 July 2014 19:03

That was one magic loogey!

Taylor22294 24

Saturday 12 July 2014 4:46

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Played football sine peewee and if you weren't a coach or player your in the stands.

ixschmidt 13

Friday 25 March 2016 3:52

Today at a football game I was walking to grab a soda when some jerk turned around and spit on me.

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