Animals: Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was...

By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:03

awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!

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Boogers 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:53

Poor puppy! OMG thats awful. Terrible, man. MAKE IT BETTER.

Scorponok 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 15:53

Nice job, dumbass. Next time how about looking down? Would that be so hard?

hoochaymamuh 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:38

YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON

wpwpwp 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 16:49

to number 76, im sorry i thought this was fmylife not the website for aspca. and maybe the dog did feel like a mosquito, but you still deserved it for trying to kick a bug.

hayley320 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:56

are u just a moron or was it just a microscopic puppy. now the puppy is frightened of you and probably anyone else for the matter you have to love and nurture it a-hole

hayley320 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:56

are u just a moron or was it just a microscopic puppy. now the puppy is frightened of you and probably anyone else for the matter you have to love and nurture it a-hole