Health: Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself...

By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

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Thursday 21 June 2012 16:07

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

jakk_mehoff 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:10

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

Comments

friedbunnies 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:30

You should probably increase your fiber intake. Just a suggestion...

tobedd 13

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:32

Has he not started to wonder why you're going for a drive to the store so often?!?

kitties_fml 12

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:40

I recently clogged the toilet for the first time since living with my boyfriend for over 8 months, and I was humiliated to ask him to drive me to the store to get a plunger. Old toilets can't take much tp, just thoroughly wash up in the shower afterwards. It's cleaner anyways.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:41

128 - Now that I can swipe on the iPhone app, I can thumb you up with no difficulty!

headeeeer 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:43

You've got issues

eileenrj 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:55

Well thanks for tellin us when you crap

trolodon 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:10

damustr8babygurl

devilmaycry1414 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:16

Honestly no guy cares if you take a dump around them

Seirye 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:26

That's a lot of wasted gas if you're using a car...I think you're being overly paranoid. If he loves you he won't care, might just laugh a little bit.