Love: Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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Monday 17 January 2011 12:38

That's a great line. It's too bad he didn't save it for when he had a good opportunity to use it. Something like: "Where's my keys?" "Right there in front of you on the table." "Oh I can't believe I missed that." "I guess we just aren't looking at things in the same way."

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o there's a joker in the house

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ClairebabyXOXO 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:35

Hahahaha that's funny :) fyl!

wettcherry 0

Monday 17 January 2011 19:08

I didnt think this 1 was funny. Thats ****** up. 2 all u assholes making jokes u wouldnt think it was funny if sum1 did that 2 u. Bunch of lame *****!

angel080394 7

Monday 17 January 2011 19:52

im sorry that really sucks. hilarious tho!

Queen_of_Night 20

Monday 17 January 2011 20:38

Man that sucks! From one owner of a lazy eye to another... Try to look at this situation from a different angle (I have one so I can say what I want!). You don't need him!

mandypandypants 4

Monday 17 January 2011 21:08

Lmao. Your ex boyfriend is hilarious. Can I date him?

Varagon_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:49

Ppppffffff........ PHUQUIN hilarious! That was the best one yet!

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 17 January 2011 21:52

Suckage... :(

IneffableLullaby 13

Monday 17 January 2011 22:01

Wow, your now-ex is a douche. I'd say it's a blessing not having to deal with his ass anymore. :)

miss_sunshine716 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:31

what a douche.

SdCounty33 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:09

You see... Life is very complicated. You have to learn to look at things from a less serious point of view. Once you do that and learn to laugh at your self you'll be more content.