Transportation: Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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lilkray_fml 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:07

I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?

clanceyrocks11 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:23

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applesmoothiee 2

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:53

Ugh...old people ;)

beyondbirthdayv 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:51

ydi for being nice D: sorry if it postes nore then 1 time

guitar78_fml 3

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:55

Nederlaaaand :D Sorry bro, some people are just that way. But you're nice so, the power will be with you xD

IchbinSyn 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 21:55

ouch

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:34

that was rather harsh Kelly Kelly lol

rohosoccer08 1

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:48

haha I saw who it was originally to earlier... idk what's going on with fml today!

Mia_viktoria 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:33

awwwh(: old people are cutee.

ARNGwifey 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:46

It's not that big of a deal its not like she ment to do it. It's just a car and as long as it runs who cares? get the dent popped out, and grow up

ARNGwifey 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:50

She didnt mean too. it's just a car and as long as its running who cares? get the dent popped out and grow up.

SorrowsSong 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:51

hope you have insurance

xForeverLifeless 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:53

LMAO. Old Ladies:Totally oblivious!X)

Dylan94_fml 8

Tuesday 11 May 2010 23:58

does your dad drive ?

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