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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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Sick ride, dude

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By leem - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:07

Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:10

I bet they don't have cars....

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overthelimit 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 21:35

126, i hope youre kidding. im a girl and i would pick a dodge ram over anything.

xluckynumber17x 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:10

hell no it's not! just trick it out

fagtastic_iva 5

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:11

My uncle had one. It's a good car

uhn_fortunate 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:24

tell them they're all c***s and cabby's are sick. dump it on its face and get it over with.

nickb93 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:52

that's what you get for being a giants fan, enjoy your girly car

jackygirl2 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:54

LMAO, i have a baby blue one, and my sister has a cherry red. :)

Bryan00798 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 22:56

The VW Cabrio is a great car.

kipfischer 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:11

it is a chick car!!

mpclaw 3

Friday 24 September 2010 0:56

well it is. Duh.

tj79 3

Friday 24 September 2010 1:15

who cares what they think

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