Love: Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with...

By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Friday 3 March 2017 22:06

If she wears a wedding ring, then this is absolutely entirely your fault.

ashilyy24 8

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She could've just said she was married. Instead of humiliating him.

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Tuesday 4 August 2020 17:40

So I am guessing this co-worker was simply nice, kind and friendly towards you and you took this as them flirting

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