Animals: Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas,...

By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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Monday 19 December 2011 1:41

Santa will not be pleased.

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JayBay97 0

Monday 19 December 2011 4:05

I think he's just excited for Christmas it is a great holiday :3

J_Shorty_17 6

Monday 19 December 2011 4:37

I've never heard of dogs having an attachment to a toy to the extent of being destructive if the toy seemingly gets lost.

DaMan25 4

Monday 19 December 2011 5:04

Merry Christmas

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 December 2011 5:22

Brian when he can't have a Dry Martini...

Valy_fml 5

Monday 19 December 2011 5:39

That dog must really really love that toy, poor thing :( you should of put him in a mother room haha

Maxfemale 3

Monday 19 December 2011 5:41

Did he at lest find it?

needsagf14 12

Monday 19 December 2011 5:50

There's this thing called controlling your pet

frank678 7

Monday 19 December 2011 5:53

I used to wrap presents, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

summinay 0

Monday 19 December 2011 6:46

I can't even have a tree because my cat viciously attacks if.

_AmyPeace_ 2

Monday 19 December 2011 7:04

Oh no...... but at least he tries and your dog doesn't give up!

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