Animals: Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see...

By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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Thursday 10 March 2011 16:00

Good thing...... now call the cops

MzKylz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:03

I would go n shit on his doorstep then.. lol

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RaspberryK 0

Friday 11 March 2011 7:52

Youtube it

momma_jess20 0

Friday 11 March 2011 7:59

maybe hes just trying to fertilize the grass?

momma_jess20 0

Friday 11 March 2011 8:01

#35, he probally did bc who really expects a human to shit in someone elses yard like that??

Chamelionsun 0

Friday 11 March 2011 11:36

FYL OP but that's funny as hell! Lmao!

sbdude1358 0

Friday 11 March 2011 15:54

hey assholes! how does anyone deserve this?

Texangel999 0

Friday 11 March 2011 18:32

I'd crap in his shit :D

Cheaguls_fml 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 13:01

ok I call bullshit, heroin addicts never shit, has no one here seen trainspotting?

hamsmum 2

Saturday 12 March 2011 14:59

105: Did it ever occur to you that there are versions of the English language that are not 'Americanised' (Yes, AmericaniSed). OP could be from Australia, the UK etc where neighbour is spelt just that way.