Intimacy: Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally...

By NotAModel - 30/04/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

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Monday 30 April 2012 18:53

Tell him no

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Monday 30 April 2012 18:54

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pbcups35 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:23

Don't tell me you did!!

deransc 19

Monday 16 July 2012 19:40

Do you mean to tell me that there are wierdos on Craigslist? I do not believe!

Fellsnows 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 18:52

You sexy beast

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Thursday 11 September 2014 5:44

That's what happens on craigslist. Just use ebay or amazon.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 November 2014 19:55

Don't just say no, say **** no.

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