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By Single forever I guess - 30/09/2018 05:00

Today, after months of hurtful and derogatory remarks from matches, I had to add the line "Not trans, just ugly." to my Tinder bio. FML

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Sunday 30 September 2018 5:23

Maybe find a better dating site? Like one you have to pay for? At least on there you know people aren't just looking for ***** and giggles.

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KC Demil 8

Friday 5 October 2018 2:10

u can't be that ugly... send me a pic n *** tinder

randybryant799 20

Thursday 13 January 2022 20:10

I'm thinking you need to try a better dating site.

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