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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:48

These are the kind of reactions you can expect when you make comments about weight...sorry :/

rhcpgurl 18

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:48

At least he was trying to make a compliment. Keyword: Trying.

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FabulousToaster 16

Tuesday 27 October 2015 11:33

It's the most backwards compliment I've ever seen, but I suppose it means 'You look good!'

king1234 6

Thursday 4 August 2016 20:48

Maybe op was not fishing, and just wanted to confide in their partner that they were feeling insecure.

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