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By BadInBed - 26/12/2016 18:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, after losing my virginity to my girlfriend, she said "Well, however bad 2016 was, it was still better than you just then."
I agree, your life sucks 555
You deserved it 56
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doddz69 8

I agree. Mate, your only fault was in finding such a heartless dick for your first time. But bear in mind, what works REALLY well with some, won't work at all with others.

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sohigh10 34

It's kind of difficult not to take it to heart when you're mercilessly insulted like that.. even though nobody gets it perfect on the first try, you'd still think his girlfriend would be less harsh about it.

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TheGreastest 24

I wouldn't take it to heart. It's your first time- of course you're not going to be on a **** star level. Practice makes better.

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sohigh10 34

It's kind of difficult not to take it to heart when you're mercilessly insulted like that.. even though nobody gets it perfect on the first try, you'd still think his girlfriend would be less harsh about it.

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doddz69 8

I agree. Mate, your only fault was in finding such a heartless dick for your first time. But bear in mind, what works REALLY well with some, won't work at all with others.

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