Intimacy: Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Sunday 16 March 2014 10:42

Ask for a raise.

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Sunday 16 March 2014 10:42

Another good **** plot... oh the possibilities...

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xenrix 1

Monday 5 May 2014 9:39

tag In

redstone7693 29

Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:35

Blackmail the son of a bitch for a raise!! Haha

teacupofsunshine 29

Saturday 30 January 2016 7:16

Black mail ,raise ,HR, join in ...so many option

Malyssab 23

Sunday 5 June 2016 11:52

I smell blackmail

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