Intimacy: Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the...

By jealousgirl - 16/07/2015 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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dafakeslimshady 12

Sunday 10 April 2016 9:23

ydi for not actually telling him your feelings

sharond23 10

Wednesday 31 January 2018 5:42

nobody is making you. stop acting like they are.

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