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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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CardMaster1992 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:01

that's just pathetic.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:11

Damn, I feel OP's pain. It's like the time where you keep typing in your password and it's not working. Then you get all scared that you have been hacked but your keyboard was just on caps lock.

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Icee209 3

Monday 30 May 2011 20:19

Eres pendejo!!!!!!!

Popestone 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:34

U suck

LupeFiascoLovaa 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:25

fAiL of thevEpIc

zach1412 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:47

my lock was on but my laptop still worked. just bad luck bro.

Not_so_innocent1 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:58

*face palm*

koreangirl92 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:45

dumbass.

veliki 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:53

you're a ******* idiot

angryoriental 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:17

moron...

krista2009 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:26

wow are you really that dumb how hard is that to figure out

alsgirl 24

Friday 30 December 2011 13:09

Herp. That is all...

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