Health: Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:36

wow that's terrible I'm sorry

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:38

That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

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inloveee 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:53

Dang... Im sorry..

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:33

Sucks to be you.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:21

Sounds like you tried to stick a hero in your mouth...

kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 0:41

Did you have to liquidise all your food or something? I'm so sorry :(

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 5 June 2012 3:49

This actually is a real FML. I am so sorry.

doglover100 28

Sunday 9 March 2014 14:54

I'm sorry.

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