Work: Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I...

By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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DrMime 10

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:22

"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"

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Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:23

Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.

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03262411 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:02

I've read this FML before...

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:04

The good news is you won't have a bunch of creepers calling you about exchanging a job for a 'job ;) But, then again, neither will the legit places.

ContradictionsAw 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:06

E-mail hopefully?

pagullarka 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:08

And you wonder why you don't have a job.

pagullarka 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:24

But good job for trying

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:30

toenibbler 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:31

Wait what?

hilary56 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:38

I mean you do deserve it but it's an honest mistake that happens lol! Sucks for you

swimmersrok 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:47

Two Words: BLONDE MOMENT!!!!

Mirequetz 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:42

I'm blonde and I would never be that stupid.

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:01

How fitting, OP: you act like a dumbass, now they can't hire a dumbass. The system works!

vintage3113 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:07

I've seen this fml like seven times lol

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