Miscellaneous: Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

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Kontrast 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:11

lmaooo, looks like you got chewbacca in the leglock *does wookie roar* YDI

BadOwner 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:32

Who says "bottom" in new york

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:04

"Bottom" as in "bikini bottom," not ass. What else would you call it-- swimsuit panties?

C7ynT05 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:08

Yuck, at the very least you make sure to trim the hedge and mow the lawn .

iboss_b 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:01

OMG THAT'S TOTALLY GROSS!!! LIKE U DIDNT KNOW U HAVENT SHAVED IN A WHILE!!!

Short1_1993 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:57

Ewwww

omgwtflolz 0

Monday 17 August 2009 8:01

and THAT is why you shave. have u learned your lesson now?

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:17

lmao @ #29!!

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:19

oops wrong one, lmao @ #89 :)

vooper 0

Friday 2 October 2009 22:39

im 14, and idk how to shave right down there...... usually i end up bleeding. and its only clean-shaven for about a day. ill try to shave again but it hurts, and idk what to do.... any help please.