Love: Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my...

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

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mayulily 0

Friday 5 November 2010 11:53

maybe you have a wide forehead? I dunno I know some people who look weird without bangs :)

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It's sort of a compliment? lol

Comments

jmedalene 2

Monday 28 May 2012 9:24

I would be mad if it was me!

maigan332 14

Friday 18 October 2013 4:28

Aww, thats something my fiance would say. He's always making fun of my five-head.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:48

He did say I like the bangs just in his own terms.

JupiterPainon 17

Saturday 25 April 2015 6:03

Scream "Cha" and punch him

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