Money: Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay...

By iwantmoney - 22/07/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

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By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I'm babysitting kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4 a.m. and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML

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jjice 6

Friday 22 July 2011 9:25

nobody pays me in gum :(

knocking 0

Friday 22 July 2011 9:25

And you didn't take it?!?!?

Comments

Itsalltoomuch 0

Friday 22 July 2011 12:10

I don't like trident layers D:

ryankon518 3

Friday 22 July 2011 12:28

lololololololol

soulfulemo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 12:41

....you lucky sonofabitch.

Osito2011 9

Friday 22 July 2011 12:41

what you could of be set for life

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 22 July 2011 16:11

could HAVE

Smarrtt_ass17 0

Friday 22 July 2011 13:11

Or you coulda asked for big red instead.. And if they said no you could say if you don't chew big red then **** you

hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Friday 22 July 2011 13:44

fake

redfinton22 9

Friday 22 July 2011 13:53

This is so ******* funny

hellokeroppi 5

Friday 22 July 2011 13:54

just like the commercial

freeagent678 0

Friday 22 July 2011 14:11

that's a win not an FML

dewby98 0

Friday 22 July 2011 14:28

yummy!(;

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