Health: Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly,...

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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Monday 14 May 2012 9:22

Doesn't matter still pooped.

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Monday 14 May 2012 9:22

I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.

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soldiat_fml 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:45

Well at least you pooped!

IacobucciB 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:52

Aww crap... :)

ramboetan 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:14

Go to the toilet next time

Litarius 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:29

Well at least you aren't in pain anymore... Just dirty...

kyle515 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:58

then where it happened, i hope its not in front of crowd.

karmicsamadi86 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:44

Yikes!

hama806 19

Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:50

Bahahahaha! Classic!

Seaneh 0

Friday 18 May 2012 23:21

Meh, shit happens. (:

blink_kid 32

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:21

bitter-sweet moment huh?

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:50

Eat healthier!

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