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By SetoAyumi - 15/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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krushr 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:50

I can't believe how selfish you are. Didn't your mother teach you to ALWAYS have an assortment of cheeses on hand for such occasions? Sheesh.

AnonymousTroll 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:49

I can make a cheesy one liner about this, but I'd rather not...

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asherah14 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:00

Me too! I have very little tolerance for shit and it just seems to get less and less the more I deal with people.

mslow420 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:26

0h whaaaa!!i w0ulda slapped a b*tch!!get da eff 0utta ma h0use!

shotgun479 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:26

That's why we own guns

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:59

shes mental and cheesey

d_ele 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:56

Beggars can't be choosers... FYL indeed ??

jbong 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:14

Ive think uve learned your lesson..have u not?? BUY SOME MORE CHEESE

L0LatYourLife 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:15

Isn't She The Bitch Who Needed Cheese ?

caranina 15

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:47

lmfao .... mental that one is .

hannahmorgan06 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:07

Crazy cheese lady.

20th_century_fox 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:22

what is this lady, a religious nut? telling you that you need more "cheeses" in your life?

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