Intimacy: Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage...

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

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She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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Haven't you heard the expression? Wrap it before you tap it.

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Sunday 13 December 2015 9:27

Never stick your dick in crazy

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