Kids: Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!"...

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Well, their parenting was done half right. At least he knows who Chewbacca is!

danceinconverse 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:54

Might be time to invest in a razor.

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GunSlinger69 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:28

Growin` that beard, eh?

Handsome_Jack2 10

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:33

Whos scruffy looking?

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:33

Aren't you a little too hairy to be a storm trooper?

tranced_ 45

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:44

you should've played along and be like "aarrrrggghh imma eat you "

nitrog100 21

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:46

Are you really tall, really hairy, or both?

imslappy 8

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:56

still in no shave November?

NotGabe 28

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:10

Haha, your name makes it so much better! (Dr. Light from MegaMan, right? Dude with a crazy white beard?)

Paws_Cat 29

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:23

You weren't the droids he was looking for.

rdemos 10

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:32

You're fine OP. Who in their right mind is afraid of Chewbacca?

jkp1291 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 20:39

Shave *shrugs*

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