Kids: Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told... - FML

By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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choshaki 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

This kid probably has some issues

hunterhound 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

It wasnt today ????!!??? WTF

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mcauley3 8

Monday 8 July 2013 2:40

Sounds mentally challenged

DanShowsNoMercy 13

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:26

11/11/11

dryuminoru576 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 10:30

Maybe he liked you and wanted to see you?

Paws_Cat 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:31

Someone's having mood swings

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