By thebigtwinkie - 10/09/2014 07:52 - Romania - Bucharest
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After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!
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At least ya got hit on!
You know those lines work more than people think! Once people feel they don't get approved, they seem to get more interested.
he's insecure about himself obviously
a beginner, maybe?
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Was he Barney Stinson? "Then subtlety put her down" "Haley, you are a fat ugly *****" *drink to the face*
At least he was kidding
Panty dropper right there if I've ever heard one...
best pickup line ever
you're my baby daddy, just kidding you're just a paycheck.
Cause girls love to be told they're ugly.
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Then say "your dick is small, jk it's big, no it's tiny".
Hope you told him "in your dreams"