Animals and Health: Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually...

By How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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Saturday 29 September 2018 17:58

Birds crash into many things: windshields, windows, trees, etc. Your face is not exempt from this

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It also happens in movies. Like horror movies from the 70’s?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 29 September 2018 17:36

waitwut?

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 29 September 2018 17:38

Is your name Elmer Fudd 😂😂

cacheson 41

Saturday 29 September 2018 17:58

Birds crash into many things: windshields, windows, trees, etc. Your face is not exempt from this

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 29 September 2018 18:12

It also happens in movies. Like horror movies from the 70’s?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 30 September 2018 2:47

60’s Alfred Hitchcock, right?

TheSminty1 17

Saturday 29 September 2018 20:04

In cartoons they fly *around* your head.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 September 2018 20:34

Meep! Meep! I hope you have your Acme Rocket Skates on!

graayfox215 15

Sunday 30 September 2018 6:40

Haven’t you heard? The bird is the word

MythyPan 3

Tuesday 6 November 2018 23:37

poor bird

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