Love: The L word

The L word

By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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Monday 26 May 2014 22:21

I hope the safe word was "loveyoutoo"

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Comments

psychomomma19 12

Tuesday 27 May 2014 8:51

Bahahahaha

mooeyyy 21

Tuesday 27 May 2014 8:52

Oh wow that's pretty bad. Sorry man

CrikOgresmasher 19

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:05

miner's teacup, his is sugarcube

funky303 6

Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:20

Armageddon would be a good safeword too.

alex_gen 39

Tuesday 27 May 2014 11:49

So wait. You've been having sex, and you had yet to say that you love her?

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 13:43

Lots of people who aren't in love have sex with each other. It's not my kind of thing either, but so what?

Lilweezy70 6

Tuesday 27 May 2014 12:57

Nooooo she she wasn't ready...

sandnsun 7

Tuesday 27 May 2014 14:49

LMAO

bombamercury3 1

Tuesday 27 May 2014 14:57

cacao!

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 27 May 2014 15:50

Mines teacup

andro6657 10

Tuesday 27 May 2014 16:49

Sex before love is a bright idea! Lol

limabeans101029 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 18:06

For some people, yes, it is.

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