Thief Transportation The Hitchhiker

The Hitchhiker

hitchhiked - 04/01/2012 06:28 - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

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tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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-__-" - 29/09/2013 05:45 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

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Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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lamed - 04/12/2009 22:01 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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crazyj12006 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Kinda deserve that bro.

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:55

Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.

Bently24 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:37

All I did was read the first line and I already knew that whatever happened was your fault. Dude stranger danger.

BostonBruinsFan 8

Monday 16 January 2012 2:47

Why pick up a hitchhiker IN FRONT OF A SIGN WARNING ABOUT PICKING UP HITCHHIKERS???? LEARN TO READ PLEASE!!!!!

lolyeahthatsme 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:27

you must be VERY smart :)

Haha_no_123 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:33

*thinks to himself* "oh that man looks nice! No gun, doesn't look threatening at all. This safe looking guy wouldn't be trying to trick me so I might as well pick him up" *let's the man in his car. Everything happens and is now on the street. Looks up from the ground* "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED UP THAT NICE LOOKING HITCHHIKER?! Wow..... I learn something new every day"