Birthday, Cake and Gun control: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 03:59

Today, my husband excitedly came home from the gun show with a new lower receiver. I, however, had to go back out and get my own birthday cake. FML

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Saturday 8 May 2021 7:53

@Anzubar007 - So you're OP's jerkass husband?

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Sunday 9 May 2021 15:58

You don't have to have a cake on your birthday.

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Anzubar007 4

Saturday 8 May 2021 6:35

those are getting hard to find, especially at a good price. a cake is 5$ everyday for the rest of eternity at Walmart. priorities, woman!

Hangryko 31

Saturday 8 May 2021 7:53

@Anzubar007 - So you're OP's jerkass husband?

2deployments1divorce 11

Sunday 9 May 2021 15:58

You don't have to have a cake on your birthday.

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