Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Testing the waters

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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magicrock 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:36

Well does he really love her now?

ohdearkristen 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:38

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

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bshawndes1 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:41

Ouch.

cheerluv15 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:46

Ass whole

bobbycorwen 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:48

The whole ass, huh?

LukaInTheSky 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 23:39

He's wholly an ass

XxgreymoonxX 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:49

Ha well that was nice of him! You should tell his girlfriend what happened so she knows how he expresses his love :)

akbixler 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:49

I hate guys!! There pigs.

vivaladino 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 23:07

Here.. OINK OINK

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:36

Where pigs... At the full moon, they grow fangs and grunt at the moon.

Daydreemdie 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:51

Oh that's 2 bad :( but at least ur not still a vergion :)

imaninja1 9

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:15

Virgin ^^

KunoKanashimi 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:58

How do you misspell virgin that bad?

2ndSucks 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:32

Especially when it's written in the FML.

mynameispickle 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:56

Does he?

shadystyle 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:57

maybe its because after a while you can't remember who you gave it to, so its lost

SmartyPants567 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:35

You should tell his girlfriend how much he "loves" her.

SSgt 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:40

New boyfriend?

alexwarfield333 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:42

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has them and they stink.

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