Intimacy and Sex: Tempted?

Tempted?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 00:02

Today, I found out that my prude wife, who has given up on anything remotely sexually exciting, has been researching swinger clubs. I found out when she “accidentally” texted me a Vice article on the subject. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 October 2023 0:53

Hey, I found that "with me" laying around. I believe it belongs after "sexually exciting." Happy to help.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 23 October 2023 0:07

Well, if you're tempted, it might spice things up...

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Wadlaen 23

Monday 23 October 2023 0:07

Well, if you're tempted, it might spice things up...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 October 2023 0:53

Hey, I found that "with me" laying around. I believe it belongs after "sexually exciting." Happy to help.

core01 30

Monday 23 October 2023 4:29

"The prude" is researching adventurous & exciting sexual lifestyles, while you (the self-proclaimed non-prude) continue to insist on monogamous missionary