Awkward, Crush and Love: Tales of the unexpected - FML

Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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Durf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:14

why not jump in?

smiller0789 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

At least you got a free show out of the deal :p

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quin01 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:11

tht must ov turned u on

TheShortKid3 0

Friday 28 January 2011 20:16

that's when you step in and ask if you can join!

pacsun 0

Friday 18 March 2011 21:22

how is that and fml that a win

colin5 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:19

umm if that was me I would go and confess and try to get lucky

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Wednesday 6 April 2011 12:36

Kinky.

akvc 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:15

three!!!!!

gigi03 5

Monday 20 June 2011 21:18

And that stopped you why?

foxfur 25

Thursday 25 August 2011 6:00

it happens.. sorry dude :(

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Friday 23 September 2011 6:57

Aww poor baby

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Monday 26 September 2011 2:46

dude!!!! that's awesome!!!!

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Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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Today, people say grandchildren are a blessing, well not ours. Our grandson is only 6 but he’s the nastiest human I’ve ever encountered, and I legitimately think it would have been better if our daughter never had him. Unpopular opinion maybe, but spend one afternoon with him, I dare you. FML

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

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