Love, Health, Mental health and Relatable: Take care - FML

Take care

By Everything Counts - 17/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, and recently, I've been accused of being jealous whenever I point out that someone is taking advantage of my wife's kindness. I just want her to get the love and friendship she deserves, not these flighty balls of stress that then destabilize her moods. Self-care is sometimes being open to saying, "NO!" FML

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Thursday 17 August 2023 14:15

What exactly is your wife doing with these flighty balls?

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What exactly is your wife doing with these flighty balls?

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