Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Surprised indeed

Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:52

Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

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Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:53

Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:23

Your wife's troll level just advanced to "expert." The sneaky little minx leaving the skype on facing you...lol

possy 19

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:25

That's the making of a great ****! I'd watch that. We will all need an update if something exciting happens from this!!

Hamz1989 13

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:26

Your golden opportunity is coming soon to have a threesome most likely. Your wife probably wanted to show her bf what she would be dealing with.

chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:27

At least one of them was surprised. ;)

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:38

Well, at least the wife's friend wasn't disgusted. Giggling is a better sign than her asking what the hell you're doing. But maybe you should be a bit more careful in front of an open laptop from now on.