Work: Stuck in the warehouse - FML

Stuck in the warehouse

By Forklift certified - 27/09/2025 09:00

Today, I needed the big forklift at work. The one that gets hidden by people and that has nearly no keys left because they all got lost. I had organised a key and I knew where it was parked, so nothing could go wrong. When I tried to put the key in the ignition, there was only a hole. The ignition was gone. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 27 September 2025 14:02

Time to tell the boss to buy another forklift just like this one!

TomeDr 24

Saturday 27 September 2025 14:38

Do you work with a bunch of toddlers??!

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IceTrees 15

Saturday 27 September 2025 10:03

I guess there won't be a remix that's hot and fresh out the kitchen. :(

Yudith 25

Saturday 27 September 2025 14:02

Time to tell the boss to buy another forklift just like this one!

TomeDr 24

Saturday 27 September 2025 14:38

Do you work with a bunch of toddlers??!

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