Intimacy, Sex and Tinder: Still waiting… - FML

Still waiting…

By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 12:58 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I spent all day waiting for an unlikely follow up text from the girl from Tinder I let peg me on the first date. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 January 2022 20:10

She's looking for another asshole. "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because you had a foreign object shoved up your ass by a stranger." I think that's how the saying goes.

JackWood 20

Sunday 16 January 2022 20:54

She probably moved on to the next pegee

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 January 2022 20:10

She's looking for another asshole. "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because you had a foreign object shoved up your ass by a stranger." I think that's how the saying goes.

kilobravo 12

Sunday 16 January 2022 20:24

That’s hot.

JackWood 20

Sunday 16 January 2022 20:54

She probably moved on to the next pegee

magnumpeyote66 6

Sunday 16 January 2022 21:59

dude you got pegged stop complaining

bnapier 18

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