Relationships: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By Anonymous - 06/02/2021 02:01

Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML

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Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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By Meh meh - 10/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was trying to impress my girlfriend of three months, I showed her the real diamond ring I'd got for my ex. She got an attitude for our whole three-hour car ride home because I'd brought up my ex. FML

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cassiking316 3

Saturday 6 February 2021 3:26

rule #1. Dont talk to your Ex Gf

peterblack67 9

Sunday 7 February 2021 0:50

Why are you even talking to her?

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cassiking316 3

Saturday 6 February 2021 3:26

rule #1. Dont talk to your Ex Gf

peterblack67 9

Sunday 7 February 2021 0:50

Why are you even talking to her?

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