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Spooked

By Scared - 23/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML

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rabbit_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:28

Mods, please choose quality over quantity.

zoesterhp 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:01

not fml worthy

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BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:24

o no! a spongebob balloon's staring at you! your life is ****** now!

epicwinmaster 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:36

i moderated this

JukeboxBunny 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:16

Admitting this might get you killed if you clicked "YES."

save_me_08 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:26

...why?

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barbiegirl_66222 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:40

LMFAO !!! i'm dying right noow

madzi 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:54

I hate Spongebob...Yeah, you need to watch out for him. Seriously. He's a creeper.

somethingawesome 9

Monday 24 August 2009 1:34

There's two of these.

Roawr 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:36

sounds like something I would do.

JlynnS 11

Monday 24 August 2009 2:12

Soo What were you smoking?

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:40

this is straight out of a book i read.

Monique_117 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:23

Yeah it's from a book called 11 Birthdays.

gigi2009 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:52

those can be scary

Qup 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:56

yeah, spongebob IS creepy looking.

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