Work, Accident, Awkward and Celebrities: Sorry Danny de Vito… - FML

Sorry Danny de Vito…

By Anonymous - 28/05/2021 14:00

Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 28 May 2021 15:50

Well, if this celebrity crush is okay about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 28 May 2021 22:33

Dude, worth it. High five man

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 28 May 2021 15:50

Well, if this celebrity crush is okay about it, I'm sure you'll be fine.

diraven 15

Friday 28 May 2021 21:51

Did you motorboat totally by accident too?

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 28 May 2021 22:33

Dude, worth it. High five man

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 29 May 2021 16:17

This makes me think about meeting Brie Larson... I mean... damn dude, that must have sucked...

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Saturday 29 May 2021 22:10

The fact that she found it funny Is a good sign! You'll probably be a story she tells forever!

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