Someone's getting coal from Santa...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2017 15:00

Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML
agreeclassic 6 002
vote type 1 291

Similar FMLs

TOP COMMENTS

exileonmainst 16

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.

I do hope you didn't let him get away with that. Little sh*t.

Comments

exileonmainst 16

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.

Lobby_Bee 17

Too many negative votes, comment buried

Show the comment

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but we Pencils are sneaky bastards!

If his parents already bought him presents, I hope they sold them to cover some of the cost of the surgery. I know I would if he were my kid.

That must have been one hell of a sharp pencil!

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

It doesn't matter how old or young he is, MAKE HIS PARENTS HELP PAY! A child should know to NOT stab people with pencils, and one with enough strength to ruin a ligament is DEFINITELY old enough to know what's right and wrong. I hope that kid gets no presents for Christmas. Call me extreme, but a simple time-out or spanking isn't going to repair OP's lifelong limp. I hope you didn't want to participate in sports, OP, and I hope that you won't live in pain.

I totally agree! The kids parents need to help pay for medical bills. And if they refuse, in my opinion, take it to court!

Quid Pro Quo - stab the little bastard in the balls and give him a limp dick for the rest of his life

UOFreak07 8

As shitty as it is, I would sue the parents